I was cleaning my car and when I started to do the floor I heard water sloshing around under the carpet.
I pulled out the seat and pulled up the carpet and my car was flooded with about 2 inches of water.
I pulled the carpet up further to give me more room to dry the floor out and I found his calling card
Wedged under the plastic of the center console was a Jesus-fish auto emblem still in the packaging.
Is this some sort of sick joke?
It would be confirmed only if you contract some sort of disease from the contaminated water. That'd be a calling card sign from god and jesus fo' sho'.